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Dec. 29th, 2011 11:12 pm[The video starts with Joe grinning at his journal, evidently amused by something or other. He glances up to the ceiling above him and chuckles. To someone, or something off screen and very much not on the ground, Joe speaks.]
Lad, I ain't got no one around to do what yer askin' with.
[Shaking his head, he looks back to the journal.]
Right. Just to let the lot of ye know, we've got a spider livin' in the keep that's a bit bigger than the usual bug. He's harmless unless y'piss him off. Fer the most part, he's like a 5 year old.
[He shifts the journal enough for the video feed to pick up a football sized spider zipping across the wall and down the hall. The spider, Patty, appears to be carrying a plant of some kind.]
The little bastards flogged the mistletoe from the Great Hall. He's runnin' around the place stickin' it up above doorways an' hoverin' around the rooftops lookin' fer people.
Since a lot of ye ain't from Earth, I dunno how many'll know what mistletoe is. It's a bit of a tradition back home. Mistletoe is a kind of plant. If you an' another end up standin' underneath it, you gotta kiss. I mean, y'don't gotta, but it's tradition to just go fer it.
[Joe grins, not even bothering to hide his amusement.]
Kiss whoever is nearest and the spider'll leave you alone. Otherwise, just tell him to go bug someone else. Y'can always try to chase him off I guess, but I can't see him takin' too well to that.
Base point, if the plant is over yer head, grab the nearest person and slap a kiss on 'em, aye? Have fun.
[That said, the video cuts out.]
Lad, I ain't got no one around to do what yer askin' with.
[Shaking his head, he looks back to the journal.]
Right. Just to let the lot of ye know, we've got a spider livin' in the keep that's a bit bigger than the usual bug. He's harmless unless y'piss him off. Fer the most part, he's like a 5 year old.
[He shifts the journal enough for the video feed to pick up a football sized spider zipping across the wall and down the hall. The spider, Patty, appears to be carrying a plant of some kind.]
The little bastards flogged the mistletoe from the Great Hall. He's runnin' around the place stickin' it up above doorways an' hoverin' around the rooftops lookin' fer people.
Since a lot of ye ain't from Earth, I dunno how many'll know what mistletoe is. It's a bit of a tradition back home. Mistletoe is a kind of plant. If you an' another end up standin' underneath it, you gotta kiss. I mean, y'don't gotta, but it's tradition to just go fer it.
[Joe grins, not even bothering to hide his amusement.]
Kiss whoever is nearest and the spider'll leave you alone. Otherwise, just tell him to go bug someone else. Y'can always try to chase him off I guess, but I can't see him takin' too well to that.
Base point, if the plant is over yer head, grab the nearest person and slap a kiss on 'em, aye? Have fun.
[That said, the video cuts out.]
