Joseph Ivers (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
dontgiveafock) wrote2011-04-11 08:45 pm
dontgiveafock) wrote2011-04-11 08:45 pm
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[The feed kicks in to the sound of a man clearing his throat. He seems a little unsure of what he's about to say.]
Hullo, hullo. Welcome newcomers.
[Man, what a classy intro that was. So smooth, Joseph!]
For those of y'that I haven't met, my name is Joe. I man the kitchen here and I'm the one that put together the shit-awful feast you had on your first night here.
M'sorry fer that. At the time I was short staffed, unprepared and tired as fock. The good news, is that I've caught up on my beauty sleep and whatever I make from here on in sure as hell won't suck quite so bad.
Y'can find me in the kitchens more often than not, otherwise, try the bar or out by the lake. If any of you have any cookin' experience or want to help out, I'd more than welcome it. The more help I get, the better yer food is gonna be.
[Silence falls while Joe runs over what he's just said.]
Right. I think that's about it. Come say hello or somethin'.
[Fin.]
Hullo, hullo. Welcome newcomers.
[Man, what a classy intro that was. So smooth, Joseph!]
For those of y'that I haven't met, my name is Joe. I man the kitchen here and I'm the one that put together the shit-awful feast you had on your first night here.
M'sorry fer that. At the time I was short staffed, unprepared and tired as fock. The good news, is that I've caught up on my beauty sleep and whatever I make from here on in sure as hell won't suck quite so bad.
Y'can find me in the kitchens more often than not, otherwise, try the bar or out by the lake. If any of you have any cookin' experience or want to help out, I'd more than welcome it. The more help I get, the better yer food is gonna be.
[Silence falls while Joe runs over what he's just said.]
Right. I think that's about it. Come say hello or somethin'.
[Fin.]
text 4 eva
*He just ignores it for certain words.*
ii don't know. ii ju2t wanted two make 2ure that 2hiit wa2n't what human2 con2iidered food.
Audioooo 4 evaaa :3
[Joe snickers.]
It was that bad, huh? Right then, make a food request and I'll see about gettin' it on the menu.
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*He figures there's only human food and doesn't have the energy to try and describe things.*
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Next time it'll be better. Just wait for dinner tonight.
about a day later, icly, and still text so there
lmao, have a quick scrawl of writing in reply
[Joe smirks.]
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*And so Sollux will gather salt in the early evening. He has no idea how much he needs, so he'll just take the container...if its not too big.*