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dontgiveafock) wrote2011-04-11 08:45 pm
dontgiveafock) wrote2011-04-11 08:45 pm
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[The feed kicks in to the sound of a man clearing his throat. He seems a little unsure of what he's about to say.]
Hullo, hullo. Welcome newcomers.
[Man, what a classy intro that was. So smooth, Joseph!]
For those of y'that I haven't met, my name is Joe. I man the kitchen here and I'm the one that put together the shit-awful feast you had on your first night here.
M'sorry fer that. At the time I was short staffed, unprepared and tired as fock. The good news, is that I've caught up on my beauty sleep and whatever I make from here on in sure as hell won't suck quite so bad.
Y'can find me in the kitchens more often than not, otherwise, try the bar or out by the lake. If any of you have any cookin' experience or want to help out, I'd more than welcome it. The more help I get, the better yer food is gonna be.
[Silence falls while Joe runs over what he's just said.]
Right. I think that's about it. Come say hello or somethin'.
[Fin.]
Hullo, hullo. Welcome newcomers.
[Man, what a classy intro that was. So smooth, Joseph!]
For those of y'that I haven't met, my name is Joe. I man the kitchen here and I'm the one that put together the shit-awful feast you had on your first night here.
M'sorry fer that. At the time I was short staffed, unprepared and tired as fock. The good news, is that I've caught up on my beauty sleep and whatever I make from here on in sure as hell won't suck quite so bad.
Y'can find me in the kitchens more often than not, otherwise, try the bar or out by the lake. If any of you have any cookin' experience or want to help out, I'd more than welcome it. The more help I get, the better yer food is gonna be.
[Silence falls while Joe runs over what he's just said.]
Right. I think that's about it. Come say hello or somethin'.
[Fin.]
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[Joe sounds a little more determined with his next words.]
Don't give up, brother.
[He won't give up either.]
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Spare me da motivational talk mon. I be in no mood fuh it.
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Kitchen is the first floor of the Great Keep, if you ever need me for anythin'.
[And he'll leave it at that unless Kevas has more to add.]
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I be needin' liquah, and a lot of it.
[He doesn't even care how it tastes as long as it can get him drunk enough to forget.]
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[Not only does Joe understand Kevas' need for a drink, he also knows that tower well.]
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[Soon enough Kevas will know it like the back of his hands too.]